woman to love
woman to love , do not think she was lonely when it is not until late at night to her , and she may have fallen asleep , may be busy , she is yours, take good care of her .
Women are meant to love, not tired , she was drunk on his own home, not to let her make the bed for you , pack up and saw the way her heart to you , she is to you, to care for her.
woman is to love , do not hurt her, not her wrist in front of outsiders , and do not to your face, commanding her in front of friends , she is to you, to cherish Her.
woman is to love , do not let her down , she demands some reflection, you should be able to afford it, do not mean your money, she is yours, to meet her.
woman is to love , do not snub her, in her sad, to take with her , do not let her cry , do not let her wipe away tears , she Looking for you , do not say
woman is to love , do not laugh at her , she might not as good as many of you, but she will have many ways better than you, you need to know to find, know how to encourage, she is to you, to appreciate her.
woman is to love , not to show off , do not recklessly in front of friends cell phone text messages out , do not take her picture out to everyone that she is You, to take on the bottom of my heart .
woman is to love , do not abandon her, than you, it hurts her more difficult to heal, a short young woman , ah, you may pay the cost of life , to always love her, cherish her
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Truth really good laugh
Do not worship brother , or your wife make you a legend
Do not be obsessed sister , or your husband will tell you to vomit blood
Do not fall in love with girl , girl makes you pine
not caring brother, brother will call you my heart is broken
Do not envy Dad , Dad is just a myth
Do not underestimate Mother, mother village of the year is spent
Do not envy Lord , Lord only Porsche
Do not ignore milk, milk , or as pull
not the problem, the problem is money
burning incense is not necessarily a monk, is also possible that Panda
There will not melt two tigers , one male and one female unless
unity is a monk boy, two boys of water , three boys Landlords , four monks playing mahjong, five monks happy network to steal food
Why wear underwear Haier Brothers it? Haier brothers because there is no Q coins.
you is the legendary 290 , right? Because you are 250 +38 +2
any money can be used to solve the thing , do not call thing , children who do not know the words , do not read the word children
to work with Audi to your My Dior
sister , your card back the donkey bag ah ? ( a LV)
Journey, Do not think you stand under the street light that Night out pig
one day your name will appear in my account of this last
Living Well, is born, to live ~
against anyone drinking too much , will help the wall
woman's virtue to be ignorant , I must be too wicked a
Do not be obsessed sister , or your husband will tell you to vomit blood
Do not fall in love with girl , girl makes you pine
not caring brother, brother will call you my heart is broken
Do not envy Dad , Dad is just a myth
Do not underestimate Mother, mother village of the year is spent
Do not envy Lord , Lord only Porsche
Do not ignore milk, milk , or as pull
not the problem, the problem is money
burning incense is not necessarily a monk, is also possible that Panda
There will not melt two tigers , one male and one female unless
unity is a monk boy, two boys of water , three boys Landlords , four monks playing mahjong, five monks happy network to steal food
Why wear underwear Haier Brothers it? Haier brothers because there is no Q coins.
you is the legendary 290 , right? Because you are 250 +38 +2
any money can be used to solve the thing , do not call thing , children who do not know the words , do not read the word children
to work with Audi to your My Dior
sister , your card back the donkey bag ah ? ( a LV)
Journey, Do not think you stand under the street light that Night out pig
one day your name will appear in my account of this last
Living Well, is born, to live ~
against anyone drinking too much , will help the wall
woman's virtue to be ignorant , I must be too wicked a
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Gorgeous low-key - Luoyang ( read must be referred to ) I love Luoyang
at a friend's album to see these photos ~~-
feel very beautiful, to move over. -
Luoyang to share with you the beauty! ~~-
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Photo Description: The Rise and Fall of Ancient things like asking, inviting look at Luoyang city. -
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Photo Description: This year the concert so much ah. -
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Photo Description: Wangfujing Department Store to see both sides of the ads you ~~-
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Photo Description: It is said Plains Road is a long way in Asia. I like this path. Grassland are imported from France. Beautiful ~ -
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Photo Description: All are such stamps, many many ~ ~ is estimated to be one by one to see, six months is difficult to read. -
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Photo Description: The beautiful morning. -
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Photo Description: 5A level scenic spots, or the world cultural heritage. Symbol of Luoyang, in addition to Peony, is him. -
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Photo Description: I was going to watch the fireworks, and what a beautiful. -
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Photo Description: There is a heavy sense of history -
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Photo Description: Lantern Festival Lantern Festival when -
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Photo Description: Luoyang main road, beautiful Fatong, -
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Photo Description: In the past often took them the better. Now there is a large place set parking lot. Does not look good before. Hope can be turned back. After all, the city's train station is a facade. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang better way to green. Road and non-motorized road vehicles tend to have pretty middle of the green belt. Although this will narrow in the road, but the environment more beautiful. -
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Photo Description: The sun shines on the green grass covered with fallen leaves. A quiet beauty. -
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Photo Description: The road is still very beautiful. -
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Photo Description: The beautiful green belt, lovely dogs. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang people love to write one after another with a touching story. This is the injured in the earthquake, was sent to Luoyang treatment. A lot of people spontaneously came to the train station, visit our compatriots. -
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Photo Description: to the best of Luoyang, Luoyang, food to go eat so different, how can I most authentic Luoyang water. Just price ~ ~ ~ expensive ~~-
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Photo Description: The city of Luoyang, was named the Empress Dowager of China Central Television at the party. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang people tend to store pulp beating, and then put home made paste noodles. -
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Photo Description: Oh ~ ~ F, the five-star physical changes a different pattern. Very pretty. -
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feel very beautiful, to move over. -
Luoyang to share with you the beauty! ~~-
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Photo Description: The Rise and Fall of Ancient things like asking, inviting look at Luoyang city. -
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Photo Description: It is said that a 10 yuan. -
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Photo Description: The estimates will also captured the hearts of an aunt's, I remember how red ah. -
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Photo Description: This year the concert so much ah. -
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Photo Description: Wangfujing Department Store to see both sides of the ads you ~~-
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Photo Description: It is said Plains Road is a long way in Asia. I like this path. Grassland are imported from France. Beautiful ~ -
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Photo Description: a good look at the foreigners that the focus ~ are kneeling. -
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Photo Description: All are such stamps, many many ~ ~ is estimated to be one by one to see, six months is difficult to read. -
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Photo Description: The beautiful morning. -
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Photo Description: 5A level scenic spots, or the world cultural heritage. Symbol of Luoyang, in addition to Peony, is him. -
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Photo Description: I was going to watch the fireworks, and what a beautiful. -
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Photo Description: There is a heavy sense of history -
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Photo Description: Lantern Festival Lantern Festival when -
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Photo Description: Luoyang main road, beautiful Fatong, -
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Photo Description: In the past often took them the better. Now there is a large place set parking lot. Does not look good before. Hope can be turned back. After all, the city's train station is a facade. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang better way to green. Road and non-motorized road vehicles tend to have pretty middle of the green belt. Although this will narrow in the road, but the environment more beautiful. -
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Photo Description: The sun shines on the green grass covered with fallen leaves. A quiet beauty. -
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Photo Description: The road is still very beautiful. -
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Photo Description: The beautiful green belt, lovely dogs. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang people love to write one after another with a touching story. This is the injured in the earthquake, was sent to Luoyang treatment. A lot of people spontaneously came to the train station, visit our compatriots. -
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Photo Description: to the best of Luoyang, Luoyang, food to go eat so different, how can I most authentic Luoyang water. Just price ~ ~ ~ expensive ~~-
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Photo Description: The city of Luoyang, was named the Empress Dowager of China Central Television at the party. -
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Photo Description: Luoyang people tend to store pulp beating, and then put home made paste noodles. -
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Monday, May 2, 2011
Just because you do not take the initiative ! !
The boy is gone, leaving a letter to the girl: I'm gone, I changed phone numbers, and the future will not bother you, bye! I hope you and him happy I did not love you
, but nothing like looking at the total of your phone screen, etc. I do not love you
message, just hung QQ always like to look at you when gray picture wait for it to brighten
I do not love you, just call when you hear the sound of your cough will be a bit sad ...
I do not love you, but if the news a few days without you I would be very worried
not in love with you, just look at you and him will be very sad
I do not love you, just in time to get bored always sleep you
I really do not love you, just to see You feel sad with his joking and happy
girl, how are you stupid, girl head, you do not understand, ask each time you send text messages when you are doing that is what I want you, you only a simple response A I'm busy. Girl, every time you chat online all the time I ask you answer one, I'm really sorry girl, every time he saw you and him together, why are you purposely smile for me, is laughing at it? Girl, I'm gone ... take care ...
boy you do not know that girls are ready for a letter:
idiot, why did not say every time and I were talking a few words not say?
stupid, why do I see you are not angry with him?
stupid, in fact, you do not know, every time you message me when I think about you, why do you only ask what I'm doing, how do I refrained from saying that I think of you.
You're a fool, every time I wait for you to chat online and talk to me, just to satisfy my mind a little vanity. Why did you just say a few words can not say, is tired? Every time when I have a cold
nothing I like even cough a few times, is anxious to hear your voice.
You're a fool, why do you see me do not get angry with him, pretending I was happy to see you angry, let me know in the end you have not paid attention to me.
Well, if you see this letter, give me a reply to it.
But now this letter where to send it? My friends, next time remember love her (him) to read earlier that does not turn
never happy! I'm sorry you, I do not want this to happiness! Turn right.
, but nothing like looking at the total of your phone screen, etc. I do not love you
message, just hung QQ always like to look at you when gray picture wait for it to brighten
I do not love you, just call when you hear the sound of your cough will be a bit sad ...
I do not love you, but if the news a few days without you I would be very worried
not in love with you, just look at you and him will be very sad
I do not love you, just in time to get bored always sleep you
I really do not love you, just to see You feel sad with his joking and happy
girl, how are you stupid, girl head, you do not understand, ask each time you send text messages when you are doing that is what I want you, you only a simple response A I'm busy. Girl, every time you chat online all the time I ask you answer one, I'm really sorry girl, every time he saw you and him together, why are you purposely smile for me, is laughing at it? Girl, I'm gone ... take care ...
boy you do not know that girls are ready for a letter:
idiot, why did not say every time and I were talking a few words not say?
stupid, why do I see you are not angry with him?
stupid, in fact, you do not know, every time you message me when I think about you, why do you only ask what I'm doing, how do I refrained from saying that I think of you.
You're a fool, every time I wait for you to chat online and talk to me, just to satisfy my mind a little vanity. Why did you just say a few words can not say, is tired? Every time when I have a cold
nothing I like even cough a few times, is anxious to hear your voice.
You're a fool, why do you see me do not get angry with him, pretending I was happy to see you angry, let me know in the end you have not paid attention to me.
Well, if you see this letter, give me a reply to it.
But now this letter where to send it? My friends, next time remember love her (him) to read earlier that does not turn
never happy! I'm sorry you, I do not want this to happiness! Turn right.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Ideal relationship between husband and wife ah ~ ~ ~
Wife: a pro! -
Husband: Style! -
wife: and then the pro one! -
Husband: Boo! -
wife: And Well ~ ~ ~ -
husband: ... ... hooligans! -
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sleep at night, with her husband grab his arm ~, not from her husband serves him right! -
wife anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it! her husband to a soft laugh. Then his wife succeeded. -
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One day, my wife get up early, give her husband left a 200 dollar on the table (his wife is a home finance minister). After work, reckoned her husband had to get up to send text messages to him: her husband, the table is for you last night service charge. -
husband back :**** only 200 you? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . . -
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Husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car! -
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her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too! -
wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous) -
Husband: away from me! -
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husband will learn boredom SMS harassment: chick, give me a smile uncle! -
wife back: Keguan your weight, small women sell their bodies entertainer! -
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wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit, turned again tomorrow -
Chenqie brand. Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability of loneliness -
wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill! -
Husband: joking joking, I harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name! -
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bored in the toilet, and her husband the way of communication with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master! -
Husband: silent in. . . -
wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid? Husband: on credit of the account has not yet before it! -
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about to take things -
wife: the bag you carry it with me. -
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it? -
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier. -
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on a walk -
Wife: We have been walking the road to a piece of it. -
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. -
Wife: Well, you carry me back. -
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on clothes -
wife: this dress look good? -
husband: good-looking. -
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home! -
wife: that clothes look good? -
husband: does not look good. -
wife: you will not want to buy me! -
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on chores at home -
husband: We divide the job into home. -
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... -
husband: this right. -
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ... -
Husband: This ... ... OK! -
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ... -
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? -
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid. -
Husband: You tell me you do it. -
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... -
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about the child -
wife: we want a child. -
Husband: OK. -
Wife: Do you like our children? -
Husband: Yes. -
Wife: No! You have a person like me! -
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you. -
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! -
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children. -
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on the truth -
Wife: You see the girl more beautiful. -
Husband: What is it good-looking. -
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! -
Husband: pretty nice. -
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me? -
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on eating -
wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. -
Husband: I do not like plum. -
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! -
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. -
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! -
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? -
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ! -
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about to get up -
Husband: Get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said. -
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep. -
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late. -
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! ! -
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! -
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on gender equality -
Husband: say gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal? -
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality. -
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of happiness -
Wife: You married me, is not it happy? -
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? -
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that Yeah your life more colorful, you see, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it. -
[size = +0] drink -
wife: her husband, I want to drink! -
Husband: I'll keep on doing. PO: Yes, I just want you to me. -
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about leadership -
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home. -
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? -
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man! -
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on the unreasonable -
Husband: You're not unreasonable. -
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me. -
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about money -
husband: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. -
wife: good. -
Husband: I'll give you what percentage? -
wife: one hundred and twenty percent. -
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About the Center -
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center. -
husband: I have been in our family center. -
wife: you can be my center of that center than important. -
Husband: Why? -
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid. -
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on the idea -
Wife: We go play. -
Husband: Well, you say where to go where. -
wife: I have a mind to say to you also! -
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree. -
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far. -
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on the phone -
Wife: Why do not you call me? ! -
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. I waited for the results of day, or I'll call you. -
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind. -
husband: Then you did not change his mind, and I say? -
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked. -
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friends on a different surname -
wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. -
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. -
Wife: No! -
Husband: Why Yes I know I not. -
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. -
husband: I have acting by little. -
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you! -
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on the mood -
wife: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. -
husband: I feel not good work. -
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should! -
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about the affair -
wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it? -
Husband: no. -
Wife: Why? -
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! -
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wife: chick, come to accompany Grandpa Lehe Lehe -
Husband: You're Piyang out is not it? -
wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl! -
husband :....... -
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husband: my wife, I'm back -
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now? -
husband: Do you fall ill and you? -
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule! -
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it! -
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves entertainer -
Husband: entertainer also OK! -
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try? -
husband: ... ... -
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Husband: This time I was really angry! -
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be angry it! -
Husband: I do not want you to apologize, I just want you to just say you love me, but you would not say that! -
wife: I love my husband to and the sun rises in the east, humans naturally want to breathe the same air, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, yeah the sun is rising! Who every day breathe, cry, wow, I breathe the air strike! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah.
Husband: Style! -
wife: and then the pro one! -
Husband: Boo! -
wife: And Well ~ ~ ~ -
husband: ... ... hooligans! -
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sleep at night, with her husband grab his arm ~, not from her husband serves him right! -
wife anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it! her husband to a soft laugh. Then his wife succeeded. -
-
One day, my wife get up early, give her husband left a 200 dollar on the table (his wife is a home finance minister). After work, reckoned her husband had to get up to send text messages to him: her husband, the table is for you last night service charge. -
husband back :**** only 200 you? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . . -
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Husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car! -
:.... angry wife! -
her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too! -
wife: She told you what to say `` (jealous) -
Husband: away from me! -
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husband will learn boredom SMS harassment: chick, give me a smile uncle! -
wife back: Keguan your weight, small women sell their bodies entertainer! -
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wife on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit, turned again tomorrow -
Chenqie brand. Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability of loneliness -
wife: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill! -
Husband: joking joking, I harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name! -
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bored in the toilet, and her husband the way of communication with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master! -
Husband: silent in. . . -
wife: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid? Husband: on credit of the account has not yet before it! -
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about to take things -
wife: the bag you carry it with me. -
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it? -
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier. -
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on a walk -
Wife: We have been walking the road to a piece of it. -
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. -
Wife: Well, you carry me back. -
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on clothes -
wife: this dress look good? -
husband: good-looking. -
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home! -
wife: that clothes look good? -
husband: does not look good. -
wife: you will not want to buy me! -
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on chores at home -
husband: We divide the job into home. -
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... -
husband: this right. -
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ... -
Husband: This ... ... OK! -
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ... -
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? -
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid. -
Husband: You tell me you do it. -
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ... -
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about the child -
wife: we want a child. -
Husband: OK. -
Wife: Do you like our children? -
Husband: Yes. -
Wife: No! You have a person like me! -
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you. -
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! -
Husband: ... ... or do we have to children. -
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on the truth -
Wife: You see the girl more beautiful. -
Husband: What is it good-looking. -
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! -
Husband: pretty nice. -
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me? -
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on eating -
wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. -
Husband: I do not like plum. -
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! -
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. -
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! -
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? -
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ! -
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about to get up -
Husband: Get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said. -
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep. -
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late. -
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! ! -
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! -
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on gender equality -
Husband: say gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal? -
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality. -
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of happiness -
Wife: You married me, is not it happy? -
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? -
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that Yeah your life more colorful, you see, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it. -
[size = +0] drink -
wife: her husband, I want to drink! -
Husband: I'll keep on doing. PO: Yes, I just want you to me. -
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about leadership -
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home. -
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? -
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man! -
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on the unreasonable -
Husband: You're not unreasonable. -
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me. -
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about money -
husband: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. -
wife: good. -
Husband: I'll give you what percentage? -
wife: one hundred and twenty percent. -
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About the Center -
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center. -
husband: I have been in our family center. -
wife: you can be my center of that center than important. -
Husband: Why? -
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid. -
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on the idea -
Wife: We go play. -
Husband: Well, you say where to go where. -
wife: I have a mind to say to you also! -
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree. -
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far. -
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on the phone -
Wife: Why do not you call me? ! -
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. I waited for the results of day, or I'll call you. -
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind. -
husband: Then you did not change his mind, and I say? -
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked. -
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friends on a different surname -
wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. -
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. -
Wife: No! -
Husband: Why Yes I know I not. -
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. -
husband: I have acting by little. -
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you! -
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on the mood -
wife: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. -
husband: I feel not good work. -
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should! -
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about the affair -
wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it? -
Husband: no. -
Wife: Why? -
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! -
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wife: chick, come to accompany Grandpa Lehe Lehe -
Husband: You're Piyang out is not it? -
wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl! -
husband :....... -
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husband: my wife, I'm back -
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now? -
husband: Do you fall ill and you? -
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule! -
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it! -
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves entertainer -
Husband: entertainer also OK! -
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try? -
husband: ... ... -
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Husband: This time I was really angry! -
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be angry it! -
Husband: I do not want you to apologize, I just want you to just say you love me, but you would not say that! -
wife: I love my husband to and the sun rises in the east, humans naturally want to breathe the same air, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, yeah the sun is rising! Who every day breathe, cry, wow, I breathe the air strike! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah.
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